Wanted: Fat Men to dance for Marlins


Overweight man poses for a before picture.

The Florida Marlins are looking for a few fat men.  Not to play on the team but to cheer them on. 

They are looking to create an all-male “plus size” cheerleading team that will be called the “Manatees”.  Despite their intended size, these men should be agile say the Marlins. 

Unfortunately, there will be no pay involved.  They will of course, get free admission to home games and as the snarky Yahoo Sports reporter put it, “the honor of dancing in front of crowds that have been smallest in major league baseball for the last two seasons.”

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