YOU MAY BE A WHITE SOX FAN IF…

If you’re from Chicago, you might be a White Sox fan if…

• you spell “clue” K-L-U.
• you hate Hunter Wendlestedt
• you turn off your cell phone before a baseball game.
• you’ve worked a day in your life.
• you think Jon Rooney should be in the Hall-of-Fame.
• losers aren’t lovable.
• Nellie Fox is the greatest second baseman of all-time.
• a home run hit barely past Torii Hunter causes you to break a sweat.
• your team has the best record in baseball.
• you think Wrigleyville should just be annexed by Iowa and Wisconsin.
• you hate sportswriters.
• you love Dan McNeil.
• you miss McCuddy’s.
• you need only one pre-game bar and it happens to be in the bullpen.
• you prefer tailgating.
• you hate the Twins, Tigers, Indians, Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers, Reds, Giants, Blue Jays, A’s, and Cubs.
• you are skeptical about everything.
• Ozzieball/Smartball/Smallball is exactly what you’ve been screaming at the Sox to do for the last decade.
• you refuse to buy the Tribune out of principle.
• you still hope the Sox will bring back Robin Ventura.
• you know who Brooks Boyer is.
• you’ve signed a petition to have Mariotti banished from Chicago permanently.
• you love Nancy Faust.
• Carlton has nothing to do with “Fresh Prince.” Fisk should be remembered as a WHITE Sock.
• you remember Falstaff.
• “Disco sucks” chants still bring chills down your spine.
• even a 10 game lead in the division makes you nervous. In fact, it makes you more so.
• “Hitmen” has nothing to do with the mob.
• you can recite the entire lyrics from “Go Go White Sox.”
• you appreciate the work of “The Sodfather.”
• you know who the band Steam is.
• you can remember a time when professional baseball players wore shorts and collars.
• you miss Dave Wills. (NNNNEEEXXXTTTT BOOM!)
• “Winning Ugly” is not an insult.
• you don’t bother with the All-Star game (i.e. the Red Sox & Yankees v. National League game).
• you love Ozzie’s antics and hate when the media tries to play up every little quirk as the end of the Sox season.
• you think Shoeless Joe has gotten a raw deal. Hey, no one ever found him guilty!
• you still love Harold Baines.
• you know and love Beltin’ Bill Melton.
• the devil wears blue.

Just got this as an e-mail and wanted to share it with all. Hope you enjoyed it. GO SOX GO!!!